OK - anyone watching? Here's my take of who's left:

Rory - can't be easy to talk with those big old teeth in her mouth. A little annoying.

JAG - Stop it. You're not all that and you lied about your experience and your military background. So shut it.

Amy - Removing the stick from her ass would be a good start.

Paul - I've seen b*tchy hon, and you really ain't it. Rory commented just now that "Paul is a professional gay man" - I wasn't aware one could be professionally gay. But if anyone could, it would be Paul.

Salmon - How do I love thee? You can cook. Food Network doesn't want people who can actually cook anymore. Since I love thee, you will probably be gone tonight.

Adrian - Eye candy and some nice skills. You'll probably leave soon, too (see Salmon above)

As for the judges: Oy. Yeah, let's have the height of douchbaggery - Guy Fieri - actually act like he knows something about having a personality. I liked Duff. Bobby Flay was actually sardonic during his turn and that amused me. Giada, I don't know - she gets in hookerface mode when on this show.

ETA: (Don't read any further if on the West Coast)

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yup - knew Salmon was a goner. Never fails.